Red Sox Should Change Managers Every Year- The Numbers Prove It

I wasn’t blessed with a ton of athletic talent, and I probably don’t look as much like Brad Pitt as I think I do. But I have a gift of remembering dates and scores.

And I love numbers. Not that I was a great math student, but I love to look at patterns.

If you tell me your PIN is 1967, I’d just think, “Impossible Dream”, and I would never forget it. If you said your birthday is August 4th, I’d think, “the final score of the last middle school baseball game I played in was 8-4. Yup, I’m a little freaky.

So as I’ve watched the Red Sox amazing start to the season, I got to thinking; Maybe the Red Sox ought to fire their manager every year?

You say, Toby, that’s being awfully critical, isn’t it? I mean, Alex Cora is 9-1 as the Sox manager so far (being the realist, I will tell you that me and eight of my closest friends could beat Tampa Bay and Miami, but I digress), but that 14-1 Yankees beatdown was impressive.

So let’s look back at other managerial changes for the Sox.

I’m not going back to the Joe Cronin days. If you want 1940’s Red Sox history, you’re reading the wrong blog. Let’s talk since the 1980’s. It doesn’t always work out, but mostly numbers are on my side.

In 1988, the .500 Sox fire John McNamara at the All-Star break, and replace him with Joe Morgan. They win 12 straight games, 24 straight at Fenway, and overtake Detroit to win the AL East.

Butch Hobson doesn’t help my story, so let’s leave him out.

In 1995, Kevin Kennedy took over and the Sox won the East (86 wins). 1997, Jimy Williams didn’t make the playoffs in his first season, but they did the next two years, losing to Cleveland (92 wins) and NY (94 wins).

In 2002, Grady Little was new at the helm and the Sox won 93 games, just missing out on the playoffs. They would make the postseason a year later, insert Aaron “Bleepin’” Boone.

You all know what Terry Francona and John Farrell did in their first seasons as Boston’s skipper (won the World Series) so it shows you, first years matter, unless you’re a dumpster fire like Bobby Valentine.

Alex Cora, good luck in your first season as Red Sox manager. You’ve gotten off to a great start. Who knows, maybe in October, the Sox will be raising a World Series trophy at Fenway Park. Then the smartest thing John Henry and the boys can do is fire you. The numbers prove it.

This blog was written by Toby Nelson, Sports Chowdah contributor. Toby has covered sports for WZON radio and the high school basketball tournament for MPBN for years.

Jeff Solari

About Jeff Solari

Jeff Solari is the president and founder of the Sports Chowdah, Maine’s only free, weekly sports e mail newsletter. Recently, the Mount Desert Island native was the co-host of "The Drive" on 92.9 FM in Bangor.